I sold my soul to Stark&Rogers
Hayate / H部長

mainly:
Steve/Tony
(top!Steve x bottom!Tony)
RDJ

brOTP:
Tony/Bruce, Tony/Clint, Steve/Bucky

Family:
Tony/Pepper, Tony JARVIS
Posted on April 17 with 1,794 notes at 5:01 pm
#fanart  #wow wow WOW!!! 

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

spacemarried:

socknerd:

squeakykins:

stfusexists:

bapgeek:

askmeaboutmygrandkids:

mmapunks-oblivion:

moogy:

regularsizedmeech:

vandallsavage:

The game has been changed.

the game has not been changed that is probably why he got a no with his insensitive unreasonable self

'I spent money on you now you are mine, since you said no I want a refund'….yeahhhhh good thing she said no!

Fuck you cunts! She will never be able to give him back the shattered pieces of his heart that she stole from him or repair the damage she caused, if she won’t return the love he had for her, she may as well return all the money he worked hard for just to shower her with it and express his love and desire for her that she had just thrown back in his face. This is the exact reason I laugh at my friend for buying girls expensive ass gifts haha. Oh and before you go saying that that is obviously why he probably gets more girls than me, every one of those girls left him within the first few months lol Heart-breaking, gold digging cunts.

why won’t the cunts love you tho

Everything that is wrong with the dating game, summed up in one headline.

From the article:

A woman who turned down a marriage proposal from a wealthy suitor was shocked when he handed her a bill for roughly $185,000 that he claims amounts to all the money he spent on her.
Single mother Marie Lacombe(42), from Melbourne, Australia, says she was never actually romantically involved with 65-year-old Bruce Dusting, Scallywag reports.

So delusional guy twenty years her senior turns what she believes to be a friendship during a hard time to basically be indentured servitude. And SHE’S the bad person.

^^^^

And even if they’d actually been going out, just because he spent money DOESN’T MEAN SHE OWES HIM THE REST OF HER LIFE. MARRIAGE IS NO LONGER A CONTRACT WHERE A MAN BUYS A WOMAN. GET THAT INTO YOUR HEADS!
And about “gold-diggers” - you’re the one deciding to let go of the money mate. No-one to blame but yourself.

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND. She dated this guy for a while and things didn’t work out and then he SENT HER A BILL FOR ALL THE MONEY HE SPENT DURING THEIR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RETURN ON HIS INVESTMENT. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore. SO GLAD.

This whole thing is pretty much a sequel to the friend zone. The guy is like “I don’t understand ! I’ve been kind and gave a lot of things to this woman, yet… she doesn’t love me ? I mean, she totally owes me love after all I did for her ! Oh well, if she doesn’t, then she’ll owe me money.”It also follows the same “love-dispenser” pattern that usually comes with the friend zone. You know, the whole “A woman isn’t a machine you put kindness coins in until sex falls out”.Well here, this woman isn’t some sort of machine you give money and expensive things to until marriage happens.Being kind to someone doesn’t mean they have to be attracted to you afterwards, or that they owe you anything. Being kind to someone is like one of the things you have to do to be a decent human being. Of course, this doesn’t involve buying expensive presents for the other, but dude. They weren’t even dating. The guy just started buying her shit she probably didn’t want, expecting her to suddenly start liking him, and then demanded a fucking refund when he noticed that his “efforts” didn’t pay off.Typical.
Posted on April 17 with 34,252 notes at 5:00 pm
#what the fuck is wrong with people  #love is not money 

crazyk-c:

lady-fuj0shi:

I don’t know if this can be considered one of the things that the dashboard does, but if it is …
is it strange that it’s related to stony?

Awwww! 
Posted on April 17 with 186 notes at 4:56 pm
#fanart  #SteveTony 

the-bucky-barnes:

superfizz:

rabidruminations:

the-bucky-barnes:

myth66:

the-bucky-barnes:

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recess Break - Bucky, Natasha and Tony.

TONY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONY GET OFF THE KIDS SWING TONY THATS A BAD IDEA 



so in character I just

Can I just .. Tony never had a childhood so .. he was never taught how to use a swing properly and just .. now I’m sad. 

Why would you say that?
Here, something to cheer us up:


Tony reliving his childhood with two of the deadliest assassins in the world 
#cosplay  #this is like crown jewl  #Tony Stark  #natasha romanoff  #Bucky 

kadeart:

colin-fucking-morgan:

thagirlwhocan:

jjlj13:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

peenchesters:

can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?

image

i can

image

me too

image

can’t forget this one

image

image

nothing is more accurate.

image

^ I second that

(Source: ughsammy)

#RDJ  #big time life ruiner 

Posted on April 17 with 11,230 notes at 8:19 am
#Steve Rogers 

Posted on April 16 with 522 notes at 10:59 pm
#SteveTony 

#pole dance  #omg  #this is art  #so beautiful 


#Okay I don't usually reblog spiders stuff  #but this is cute  #SO CUTE 

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

Hail Hydra

#really?  #I killed Mufasa  #thats a nice thing to say?  #well then I'm adding my new favorite  #HAIL HYDRA